February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
8 posts
Brianna: Psh, I'd be happy to be your skinniness.
Me: Stop eating for a week.
Brianna: I can't, I'm too fat.
Me: Tape your mouth shut or use saran wrap.....Kinky. Dang, Molly.
Shwood x Pendleton These sunglasses are beautiful. I really want them.
Horrible Memory
Me: Why are you home from work so early?
Dad: I have a doctor's appointment at 2:30.
Me: Oh. Why are you home-- wait, I already asked you that.
October 2011
7 posts
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September 2011
4 posts
2 tags
August 2011
4 posts
I will not claim this to be my own.: i've been... →
thefifthjohn:
start trying.
i’ve been trying to tell you there is no finish line,
i’ve been trying to tell you the possibilities are plentiful,
i’ve been trying to tell you there are only discoveries,
i’ve been trying to tell you this is an ocean,
i’ve been trying to tell you i’m fighting for you,
i’ve…
1 tag
Brianna: I can't poooop. Arggg
Me: I haven't pooped today either...I think. I don't remember wiping my ass today. Unless someone did it for me.
July 2011
9 posts
3 tags
PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE AND MAKE A LIST OF THE...
Witness
The Maine
Thrash Unreal
Jesse McCartney
NLT
Phoenix
Austin Gibbs
Lights
Number One Fan
Coconut Records
Big Time Rush
Taking Back Sunday
Lifehouse
Eye Alaska
Andrew Belle
Maroon 5
Ivory
The Escape Frame
Dear and the Headlights
Ellie Goulding
Meg & Dia
Parachute
Five
Umbrellas
Cinematic Sunrise
Man Held For Stealing Nacho Cheese, Attacking... →
I love 7-11’s nacho cheese and this story is funny, go on, read it, child.
3 tags
Mom: Molly! Get dinner ready!
Molly: Hold on! Lemme die first! [playing Dead Nation]
jacvanek:
Bad Rabbits are exploding with swag. It blows my mind that this band is unsigned still. Picture MJ grooves with heavy hip hop beats. Do NOT miss this band on Warped this summer!
I wish I went to Warped to see them. Or to the Up In the Air Tour a few months back with Mike Posner and 2AM Club <3, yeah!
June 2011
8 posts
Wiz is a Rob Chianelli fan!
tayjardine:
Sorry Wiz. Yours just ain’t natural.
1 tag
May 2011
9 posts